godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

(Source: captainstormwind, via waitmrpostman)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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shitshilarious:

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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shitshilarious:

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)