• Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

(Source: captainstormwind, via waitmrpostman)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via toocooltobehipster)

shitshilarious:

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Timestamp: 1406486431

shitshilarious:

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)